For the dVerse Tuesday poetics prompt “food!“, and inspired by The Hobart Chinaman’s post “kuckisabishii” which he translates as “eating when you are not hungry because your mouth is lonely”:
I’m giving up chips,
and I’m giving up chocolate,
I’m kicking kuchisabishii!
It’s salad and dips,
and even then, not a lot,
for I’m counting ev-er-y calorie.
It’s my new resolution,
(one taken with sorrow)
to forgo all food that is yummy,
thus halt the protrusion,
(starting first thing tomorrow)
of my ever expanding tummy.
Low-fat milk’s in my coffee,
lunch a big bowl of salad,
-is that me gagging or choking!?
and for sweets, a sugar-free toffee.
See, trimmed down life isn’t all bad!
But I’m thinking of taking up smoking…
This made me laugh! My New Year’s resolution is not to have Christmas dinner for a whole year! 😀
That’s a good resolution. 😀
Haha! Wonderful verse…but so much in that last line…if we give up too much…we’ll seek it elsewhere…
I think that’s true, but smoking doesn’t hold any appeal for me fortunately. 🙂
Oh, lots of fun! The rhythm just bounces along.
Thanks Sarah!
I’m right there with you, Kate! ❤ ❤ ❤
-David
There’s only so much I can blame on middle age or having kids…. 😀
Haha – love this. And the quote. 😅
Thanks Marion 🙂
Very funny rhyming, and what a wonderful word! 😂
Thank you, and it is a wonderful word! And I really like THCs translation.
Me too!
Best wishes and sooooo hilarious!!
Thanks Cindy!
cinnamon choclate bears
as if anyone cares
avocado dip
upon my fingers and lips!~
I had to google cinnamon chocolate bears to see if they were a thing… we don’t have cinnamon bears in Aus. 😦 They sound REALLY good.
they sure are.
I love this, and love the fact there is a word for “eating when you are not hungry because your mouth is lonely”:
Thanks Ron! 🙂
Lol! We have to have some vices, right!?
Definitely! But I am sticking to chocolate instead of taking up smoking :D.
Me too!
It’s sad that you have to go on a diet,and miss the delicious foods that come your way..but it is also necessary,isn’t it? 🙂
I’ve never actually been on a diet before – not that I’m not overweight, it just hasn’t bothered me enough. But with my parents’ health problems lately I’m trying to drink less, exercise and eat lots of salad instead of lots of chips. I quite like salad really, but couldn’t resist salad/all bad as a rhyme. I am missing chips though. 😀
Salad’s good when done well,right? I LOVE chips,they’re awesome… 🙂
My husband once took chip salad to a bring-a-plate party 😀
Chip salad?Now that’s new! 😉
funny word, right? Your sense of humor is amazing. thanks for sharing this delightful read.
Thanks Selma ❤ I loved that word when I read it on THCs blog.
Yes’m
😀
‘Tis the time for resolutions!
It is indeed… and soon it will be time to give up on many of them. 🙂
Haha! The diet is always best started tomorrow…thanks for introducing me to a new word also 🙂
Thanks 🙂 and I got the word from THC https://thehobartchinaman.wordpress.com/2021/12/26/kuckisabishii/
Thanks for sharing 🙏
With that last line you already know next year’s resolution…
Great word, funny poem. It went well with my breakfast.
Thanks Sean! 😀
😀 I hope not!
I wasn’t prepared for that last line at all. I hear you on the rest of the poem.
I remember hearing as a teenager that smoking helps you stay slim. I didn’t try it then, and I don’t plan to now.
Oh it works but not worth the price of one’s lungs. I smoked a pack a day for 17 years.
That must have been hard to quit!
I so enjoyed this one, Kate 😀 Beautifully rendered. 💝💝
Thanks Sanaa!